first off - sorry about the lack of photos, but I have a new second job and its taking away from my blogging time, what when you factor in the gym etc...I just haven't had time...
now to today's' topic
I do my dad's tax every year - it's simple and so straight forward. So this week he finally got everything together and I used the tax department online system and did his tax - which was all fine until the lodgement page in which you need a previous tax assessment notice etc etc. So I ring dad and it goes a little something like this...
Hi Dad
Hello
So I've finished doing your tax and you're getting this much back ( insert pathetic number)
Is that all
Yes it is. Anyway I need your sequence number from last years assessment
Oh what's that
Well its on last years assessment. You know the piece of paper that the cheque they send to you is attached to
Yeah yeah. Where would I find that
Well last year I gave you a folder - its green and at the time I saw you put the assessment in and said you'll need it for next year
right right yep...so where would it be
umm I don't know have you looked in the place where you keep the tax stuff
yep it's not there
well have you gotten a chair and looked in the top of the cupboard
yesssssss ( hesitantly)
dad don't lie to me.
wait a minute I have my tax folder here. I have the ABn number
No dad
Is it the tax file number
No dad its a tax assessment notice - I need the sequence number
are you sure it's not the abn number
yes dad I'm sure. Surely you can find an assessment notice from the last 5 years.
yeah yeah I'll have a look
By this stage I'm all like Buddhism for busy people - thanks for giving me the opportunity to....
this has literally gone on for days...finally tonight he finds it - in the x ray drawer - doesn't everyone have one of these????
the tax is lodged and hopefully will be returned before our trip away so we can help papa bear spend it...bless you dad...
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
3 years ago


2 comments:
Makes me wonder where on earth my Group Certificate is !!! I am worried. Has it come and I haven't noticed ? Surely not ?
I hope Leesy is as patient with me.
At least your father can hear you on the phone, my mother can't hear a damn thing but she still rings.
Can you do my Tax next please !
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