Wednesday, September 3, 2008

lost and found


well not really found, but I did lose an earring today and yes like the belt from the other day I did go and retrace my steps but to no avail - the earring was GORN!!!!!!!! this pair of earrings has really given me nothing but grief - today was the first day I had worn them since January - when I was pulled over by the police for talking on my Mobile phone - which I wasn't - and they found that out when they basically did everything except a cavity search on the side of the road. It turns out it was my earrings that they mistook for a mobile phone. I know they are big but come on - did they really deserve the sirens??? So now I will be wearing them no longer...and I wander just how long today I walked around one earring short and no one said anything to me - maybe they all just thought - hey she's setting a new trend =- so if you see people walking around with one earring -( or mobile phones attached to their ears) you'll know where it all started

4 comments:

Damo said...

I remember the police pulling you over...you impress me with how you aren't intimidated by the police and speak your mind...after all, the truth is the truth. One day I want you to blog about bag-checkers at department stores.

T said...

I'm sensing lately I bit of hostility within your blog entries, you need a holiday and damn quick before you start giving your work colleagues some biffo! Watchout the next poor sap who gives you grief. I'll keep my distance and adore you from the safety of my computer.

J said...

t - i'm concerend you think I'm crankers - I didn't think my blog had that vibe at all - perhaps I'm not hiding it as well as I thought :) defniitley bring on the holidays I say...

anotherJ said...

This problem is easily solved... just buy a replacement pair of earrings - shaped like mobile phones!

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